Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.
Hannibal Time!
Come grab your friends
We’ll cook them with bacon and eggs
With Will the Empathetic
And Hannibal the Cannibal
I hope you’re hungry cause it’s
Hannibal Time!
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
you guys are putin way too much time into this
okay but
this is quality humor right here
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
i met christopher eccleston and this guy from my school commented this…
