Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.
Come grab your friends
We’ll cook them with bacon and eggs
With Will the Empathetic
And Hannibal the Cannibal
I hope you’re hungry cause it’s
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
looks like they were
you guys are putin way too much time into this
this is quality humor right here
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
i met christopher eccleston and this guy from my school commented this…